The word on the street is women will no longer be able to pray alongside men in the Grand Mosque in Mecca (they found a cozy room for them in the basement). According to the King Fahd Institute for Research (Arab version of the Cato Institute), the change will help with the problem of overcrowding. Wow! What a great idea. California highways also have a problem with overcrowding and I can’t think of a simpler solution. Of course American women are known to be sensitive to discrimination... perhaps Mexicans wouldn’t mind so much, or we could compromise; no women on Tuesday and Thursday and no Mexicans on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Problem solved, man those Muslims think of everything.
